Fear and Loathing at Stephen’s House – Part 8: La Fin

This is the end.

It’s over.

A blood-soaked country stands elated to crown it’s new figurehead.


OPEN LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU


November 4, 2015


Mr. Prime Minister,

Ensure that you do all of the things you’d said you’d do. Show me I was wrong.

Create jobs. Legalize pot. End the war. Protect the Indigenous.

When you legalize pot; ensure you’re not creating a monopoly. Ensure that you’re creating good, well paying jobs in a market akin to wineries.

When you end the war; be clear of your intentions and your timeline.

When you ensure Indigenous peoples in Canada are treated fairly; ensure that the underlying social issues plaguing communities are addressed. You are not allowed to just slap a band-aid on this one.

Part of me worries that you’re just part of the old-guard; the revolving door in Ottawa.

A bigger part of me believes I should have voted for you.

Not because I believe in your platform more than I believed in Tom’s; but because he’s part of the old-guard too.

You’re different. Maybe.

Prove to us that you are.

Fix our country.

We need it.

Sincerely,

J.G. Oblivious
Nukes of Knowledge, Contributing Editor

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Vive la Revolution

Fear and Loathing at Stephen’s House – Part 7: The Final Stretch

Here we are.

It’s almost time.

Today, October nineteenth, is the day we take our country back.

Discuss the election with those close to you. Make sure they’re voting.

Make sure they know about the new voter ID rules. Make sure they have a drive to their polling station. Make sure you do.

Check all the boxes.

Dot all the I’s.

Cross all the T’s.

This is it.

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Make sure you do everything you can to not only oust the Conservatives – but to utterly destroy Stephen Harper’s party; his candidates; and his confidence in himself as a man. We not only want to oust them; we want to leave a beaten and battered Conservative party with as few members as possible whimpering in the darkest corners of Parliament.

I, J.G. Oblivious, your loyal commentator – desire an NDP Government.

I also realize that the majority of my comrades are taken by the Liberal party’s campaigning and promises of legalized marijuana. There are a significant number of traditional Conservative voters who have turned Red as well.

It matters not.

Just vote.

Vote for the party you feel represents your values.

If it’s a close race in your riding and the Conservatives may take the seat – vote for the candidate most likely to oust the Conservative.

As much as the parties would have you not believe it; vote splitting is real.

Go and do likewise, gents.

Faithfully yours,

J. G. Oblivious


PART 8


Fear and Loathing at Stephen’s House – Part 6: The TPP & The CBC

Our National Public Broadcaster – The CBC – is threatened by the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP).

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation may cost more than a billion dollars a year in taxpayer money; but so what?

Documents revealed by WikiLeaks detail a proposed plan to require state-owned enterprises (or SOEs) to operate for profit. Canadian SOEs include the CBC and Canada Post. You may ask,

“What’s the problem with profit?”

That’s a valid question.

Why would we invest in an organization that can’t draw a profit?

The answer is that it is necessary for a country to have at least one unbiased voice that represents them over the airwaves that will guarantee objectivity and quality in reporting – free of commercial and political influence.

As a public enterprise – CBC should not be bought and sold and used as a medium to smear logo feces all over everything they broadcast (See CTV purchased by BELL Media).

Many of our writers are in Atlantic Canada. The writer writing this piece watches CTV’s “Breakfast Television” every morning while he crunches his bacon. He watches CTV2 because it’s one of only 3 channels he gets through the coax cable plugged into his television set. Why does he only get 3 channels? He studied marketing. After that first year of business school; he cut the cord halfway through his program.

No more cable TV.

Now it’s Netflix, YouTube, Crackle, and CBC Radio.

Ninety a month to the cable company for a solid internet connection. Get it upgraded to a faster package.

No need for TV. Media’s changed.

He couldn’t watch any media on any platform without having his eyes and ears overwhelmed with product placement and advertising.

Now when he watches CTV’s “Breakfast Television” – all he can see are the McCafe cups not-so-subtly facing the camera.

Our CBC should not be for sale!

If one wants to increase viewership at the CBC – provide every Canadian access to all things CBC and fund the shit out of it.

Who remembers Street Cents? Maybe this Wikipedia article will jog your memory.

Viewership will go up. I promise.

What else does the leaked document reveal?

It implies that any private corporation that can prove that the CBC or Canada Post (through subsidization by the Canadian Government) caused them any loss of revenue – can sue the Canadian Government!

By existing; they are guilty.

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As a young man, long before I was a cord-cutter, I would sit in our cabin on the Atlantic shoreline and listen to CBC radio while I had beers with my friends. No cable. No inter-web. Just Randy’s Vinyl Tap and Saturday Night Blues.

Do you really think it’s appropriate to take this iconic Canadian institution for granted and inundate it with commercial poppycock?

They may take some pauses between segments; but they take breaks to promote other CBC shows. They most certainly do not showcase the latest sale at whichever fast food restaurant is sponsoring this segment.

Nor should they. That’s the point.

What about Spark or The Next Chapter? What about The Current? What about As It Happens?

What about The National and the Fifth Estate?

For God’s sake; what about The Debaters!?

What about my weekly, unbiased listen to what’s up in Canadian Francophone music on A Prospos every Saturday from 6-7PM on CBC Radio One in Halifax.

French-Canadian rock music kicks ass. Rock music written in the French language kicks ass. One of our contributors, The Reverend, is a French-Canadian musician.

These shows are part of our country.

Would the following Fifth Estate documentary ever get produced if corporations were dictating programming? What about worrying about being sued by a company that produces candy? Assuming the secret documents released by WikiLeaks are accurate; could the CBC survive in court with Nestlé or HERSHEY’S if either entity felt they lost revenue as a result of the following documentary?

We don’t live in the United States. Let’s stop making up reasons to sue one another.

Long live the CBC and Canada Post.

Vive la révolution.

VOTE!

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PART 7
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Fear and Loathing at Stephen’s House – Part 5: Why not Justin?

Justin Trudeau brings the same disconnected leadership that Stephen Harper embodied.

He may look like us. He may appear to be one of us. He is not one of us.

Justin Trudeau was born a millionaire.

How can someone who has always known luxury and convenience speak for the average Canadian?

Sure – he says he’ll legalize pot. Pot legalization is really a non-issue this election. Every party except the Conservative party support some form of ending prohibition.

In Part 4, I talked about what we need in a leader. We need not a leader that manufactures sound-bites on the issues we care about; but a leader that understands the positions on which he stands.

We need a leader who believes what they say and says what they believe. We need a leader that can defend their positions with vigor and truth.

We certainly do not need a leader that only knows how to say that which was scripted for them by their public relations specialists.

Trudeau has not proven that he has a plan to address issues that affect the majority of Canadians; he’s proven that he’s been able to spit out the Liberal Party’s key phrases when discussing an issue.

The same bastards that ran the country twenty years ago fill the ranks of the Conservative and Liberal parties; entitled bureaucrats with sexy pensions. It’s not only time to break the cycle. It’s time to obliterate the cycle and completely re-write the rules to the game.

There are only two candidates that can speak eloquently and honestly about the issues that affect Canadians. Those candidates are Elizabeth May and Thomas Mulcair.

That’s it.

A vote for Trudeau is a vote for Harper.

May and Mulcair can both defend their party platforms with facts and experience. They both represent things not seen in Canadian politics for a very long time.

They both represent change.

They both represent opposition to the way the Liberals and Conservatives have done things for decades.

They both represent an opportunity to inject new ideas into the Canadian political landscape.

The only way those opportunities can be realized is if you vote.

Equally important is to vote strategically.

The only way to appropriately vote strategically and achieve a measurable shift in the status-quo is to elect a strong stable majority NDP government.

What we’ve been doing for the past few decades is not working.

Period.

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PART 6

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